{"id":26,"date":"2001-05-25T21:36:50","date_gmt":"2001-05-26T03:36:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/?p=26"},"modified":"2006-03-29T13:04:18","modified_gmt":"2006-03-29T20:04:18","slug":"from-the-whats-in-your-garage-department","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/?p=26","title":{"rendered":"From the whats-in-your-garage department"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s visit the Web today!  Your SUV (SHUV, as I call them, for Silly Huge Unnecessary Vehicle and pronounced like &#8220;shove&#8221;) is NOTHING unless you have <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mattracks.com\">these<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>So go out and upgrade that puny SHUV-ster of yours to something MANLY, MACHO, and MASSIVE.  Better yet, turn the beast in for <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.marineturbine.com\/motorsports.asp\">a REAL road machine<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>After all, 0-200 mph in 15.0 seconds can&#8217;t be wrong.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s visit the Web today! Your SUV (SHUV, as I call them, for Silly Huge Unnecessary Vehicle and pronounced like &#8220;shove&#8221;) is NOTHING unless you have these. So go out and upgrade that puny SHUV-ster of yours to something MANLY, MACHO, and MASSIVE. Better yet, turn the beast in for a REAL road machine. After [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}