{"id":353,"date":"2006-12-23T07:15:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-23T14:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/?p=353"},"modified":"2006-12-22T10:16:24","modified_gmt":"2006-12-22T17:16:24","slug":"traveling-monkeys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/?p=353","title":{"rendered":"Traveling Monkeys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The TSA has <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tsa.gov\/travelers\/airtravel\/assistant\/editorial_1056.shtm\">rules for handling monkeys<\/a>. (H\/T <a href=\"https:\/\/www.schneier.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/12\/monkeys_and_the.html\">Bruce Schneier<\/a>) Hay, I&#8217;m a monkey! Or a primate, anyway.  Pay attention TSO-types:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>TSOs have been trained to not touch the monkey during the screening process.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>But I want to know, when is the humiliation going to stop?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The inspection process may require that the handler take off the monkey\u2019s diaper as part of the visual inspection.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Yet another reason to dislike air travel.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The TSA has rules for handling monkeys. (H\/T Bruce Schneier) Hay, I&#8217;m a monkey! Or a primate, anyway. Pay attention TSO-types: TSOs have been trained to not touch the monkey during the screening process. But I want to know, when is the humiliation going to stop? The inspection process may require that the handler take [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=353"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}