{"id":470,"date":"2007-05-24T05:06:01","date_gmt":"2007-05-24T11:06:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/?p=470"},"modified":"2007-05-24T05:06:26","modified_gmt":"2007-05-24T11:06:26","slug":"urban-scare-crow-the-fine-print","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/?p=470","title":{"rendered":"Urban Scare Crow &#8211; The Fine Print"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve written previously about my <a href=\"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/?p=17\">urban scare crow<\/a>. It has served me well for close to 3 years now. A recent rash of arrogant, smug, self-rightous doooooo-gooders of various sorts have seen fit to interpret the scare crow&#8217;s message, shall we way, rather liberally. &#8220;I&#8217;m not <em>really<\/em> a solicitor. I&#8217;m here for an important <em>cause<\/em>.&#8221; Well, it had better be to tell me my house is on fire, the locus are coming or you&#8217;re bleeding to death.<\/p>\n<p>Turns out, their important cause is to tell me what heinous damage I&#8217;m doing to <strike>the planet<\/strike> <strike>animals<\/strike> <strike>my soul<\/strike> what ever gross nominalization they have printed on their clipboard and how money and\/or a signature can heal my evil ways. This has prompted an addendum to the urban scare crow:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/05\/urban_scarecrow_fine_print_60.jpg\" alt=\"Urban Scare Crow - The Fine Print\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Lucky for the clinically thick I lack the time to chase after my 50 bucks. But hey, at least I know of one hobby to pursue in retirement.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude44<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve written previously about my urban scare crow. It has served me well for close to 3 years now. A recent rash of arrogant, smug, self-rightous doooooo-gooders of various sorts have seen fit to interpret the scare crow&#8217;s message, shall we way, rather liberally. &#8220;I&#8217;m not really a solicitor. I&#8217;m here for an important cause.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,8,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/470"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=470"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/470\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}