{"id":537,"date":"2007-11-15T09:09:36","date_gmt":"2007-11-15T16:09:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/?p=537"},"modified":"2007-11-15T09:09:36","modified_gmt":"2007-11-15T16:09:36","slug":"from-the-two-plus-two-equals-one-department","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/?p=537","title":{"rendered":"From The Two-Plus-Two-Equals-One Department"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The unanswered question is, which had the greater suction, the vacuum cleaner or the black hole at the center of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.abqtrib.com\/news\/2007\/nov\/14\/blast-injures-albuquerque-man-house-damaged\/\" target=\"_blank\">this guy&#8217;s head<\/a>?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>A man using a vacuum cleaner to suck gasoline out of a vehicle was burned and his house damaged when the fuel exploded, the Albuquerque Fire Department said.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The unanswered question is, which had the greater suction, the vacuum cleaner or the black hole at the center of this guy&#8217;s head? A man using a vacuum cleaner to suck gasoline out of a vehicle was burned and his house damaged when the fuel exploded, the Albuquerque Fire Department said.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,16,11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=537"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}