{"id":622,"date":"2008-04-25T13:34:04","date_gmt":"2008-04-25T19:34:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/?p=622"},"modified":"2008-04-25T15:13:01","modified_gmt":"2008-04-25T21:13:01","slug":"when-a-rose-attacks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/?p=622","title":{"rendered":"When A Rose Attacks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you ever want to know what happens to a ball like this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"524\" height=\"396\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-625\" title=\"Ball 1\" src=\"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/dsc01915_40_jz.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/dsc01915_40_jz.jpg 524w, https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/dsc01915_40_jz-300x226.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 524px) 100vw, 524px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;after a puppy who could barely hold this ball in her mouth when she was two months old&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"524\" height=\"396\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-623\" title=\"Rose\" src=\"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/dsc00972_40_jz.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/dsc00972_40_jz.jpg 524w, https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/dsc00972_40_jz-300x226.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 524px) 100vw, 524px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;grows up and finds that long lost ball under the couch, the answer is this:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"524\" height=\"396\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-624\" title=\"Ball 2\" src=\"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/dsc01913_40_jz.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/dsc01913_40_jz.jpg 524w, https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/dsc01913_40_jz-300x226.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 524px) 100vw, 524px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Except the pieces will be scattered hither and yon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you ever want to know what happens to a ball like this&#8230; &#8230;after a puppy who could barely hold this ball in her mouth when she was two months old&#8230; &#8230;grows up and finds that long lost ball under the couch, the answer is this: Except the pieces will be scattered hither and yon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,30],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/622"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=622"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/622\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weblog.javazen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}