Java Zen:Thinking Out Loud Wednesday, 2018.07.18
Ain't that something what happened today. One of us got traded to Kansas City.

		Casey Stengel, informing outfielder Bob Cerv he'd been traded.

2001.04.13

Worlds Thinnest Books

Here is a list of the Worlds Thinnest Books:

20) BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno

19) HOME BUILT AIRPLANES by John Denver

18) HOW TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL by Dan Marino

17) THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton

16) MY LIFE’S MEMORIES by Ronald Reagan

15) THINGS I CAN’T AFFORD by Bill Gates

14) THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman

13) THE WILD YEARS – by Al Gore

12) AMELIA EARHART’S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN

11) AMERICA’S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

10) DETROIT – A TRAVEL GUIDE

9) COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by DR JACK KEVORKIAN

8) EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

7) EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN

6) ALL THE MEN I’VE LOVED BEFORE – by Ellen deGeneres

5) MIKE TYSON’S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

4) SPOTTED OWL RECIPES by the EPA

3) THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

2) MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS – by O J Simpson

And the World’s Number One Thinnest book

1) MY BOOK OF MORALS by Bill Clinton /co-author Rev Jesse Jackson