Java Zen:Thinking Out Loud Tuesday, 2017.07.25
Summit meetings tend to be like panda matings. The expectations are always high,
and the results usually disappointing.

		Robert Orben

2001.05.04

Do you know where your pets are?

[Ed. Apologies for the absence – extreme deadlines and such. A quick hit for today. This caught my funny bone given that I’ve been learning a programming language named after the punch line in today’s snippet.]

A little girl goes into a pet shop and asks for a “wabbit”. The shop keeper looks down at her, smiles and says “Would you like a lovely fluffy little white wabbit, or a cutesy wootesly little brown wabbit?”

“Actually”, says the little girl, “I don’t think my python would notice”