Java Zen:Thinking Out Loud Thursday, 2018.03.22
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.

		Russell Baker


From The Two-Plus-Two-Equals-One Department

The unanswered question is, which had the greater suction, the vacuum cleaner or the black hole at the center of this guy’s head?

A man using a vacuum cleaner to suck gasoline out of a vehicle was burned and his house damaged when the fuel exploded, the Albuquerque Fire Department said.