Java Zen:Thinking Out Loud Sunday, 2018.05.27
The reason every university maintains a mathematics department is because it is cheaper than institutionalizing these people.

2007.11.15

From The Two-Plus-Two-Equals-One Department

The unanswered question is, which had the greater suction, the vacuum cleaner or the black hole at the center of this guy’s head?

A man using a vacuum cleaner to suck gasoline out of a vehicle was burned and his house damaged when the fuel exploded, the Albuquerque Fire Department said.