Java Zen:Thinking Out Loud Friday, 2026.07.10 
"Wall Street," reads the sinister old gag, "is a street with a river at one end
and a graveyard at the other."  This is striking, but incomplete.  It omits the
kindergarten in the middle.

		Frederick Schwed, Jr., "Where Are the Customers' Y

2007.11.15

From The Two-Plus-Two-Equals-One Department

The unanswered question is, which had the greater suction, the vacuum cleaner or the black hole at the center of this guy’s head?

A man using a vacuum cleaner to suck gasoline out of a vehicle was burned and his house damaged when the fuel exploded, the Albuquerque Fire Department said.

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