Java Zen:Thinking Out Loud Friday, 2026.07.10
Sooner or later we all discover that the important moments in life are not the
advertised ones, not the birthdays, the graduations, the weddings, not the great
goals achieved. The real milestones are less prepossessing. They come to the
door of memory unannounced, stray dogs that amble in, sniff around a bit and
simply never leave. Our lives are measured by these.

		Susan B. Anthony (1820-1906) American reformer

2001.05.25

From the whats-in-your-garage department

Let’s visit the Web today! Your SUV (SHUV, as I call them, for Silly Huge Unnecessary Vehicle and pronounced like “shove”) is NOTHING unless you have these.

So go out and upgrade that puny SHUV-ster of yours to something MANLY, MACHO, and MASSIVE. Better yet, turn the beast in for a REAL road machine.

After all, 0-200 mph in 15.0 seconds can’t be wrong.


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