Java Zen:Thinking Out Loud Friday, 2025.10.10 
Maybe everyone in Denver does need to close their eyes, take a deep cleansing
breath and go to their safe, happy place...Or they could just imagine they're in
a city where you can relax without government intervention. It's called New
Orleans. [An editorial adding to the international response to Initiative 101 in
Denver, Colorado. Had it passed, it would have required Denver to implement
stress reducing measure such as yoga or music.]

		The Times-Picayune, New Orleans

2001.05.25

From the whats-in-your-garage department

Let’s visit the Web today! Your SUV (SHUV, as I call them, for Silly Huge Unnecessary Vehicle and pronounced like “shove”) is NOTHING unless you have these.

So go out and upgrade that puny SHUV-ster of yours to something MANLY, MACHO, and MASSIVE. Better yet, turn the beast in for a REAL road machine.

After all, 0-200 mph in 15.0 seconds can’t be wrong.

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