We may not like doctors, but at least they doctor. Bankers are not ever popular
but at least they bank. Policeman police and undertakers take under. But lawyers
do not give us law. We receive not the gladsome light of jurisprudence, but
rather precedents, objections, appeals, stays, filings and forms, motions and
counter-motions, all at $250 an hour.
Nolo News, summer 1989