Six Miracles of Socialism:
1. There is no unemployment, but no one works.
2. No one works, but everyone gets paid.
3. Everyone gets paid, but there is nothing to buy with the money.
4. No one can buy anything, but everyone owns everything.
5. Everyone owns everything, but no one is satisfied.
6. No one is satisfied, but 99 percent of the people vote for the system.
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