Java Zen:Thinking Out Loud Wednesday, 2025.04.23
If the universe has any purpose more important than topping a woman you love and
making a baby with her hearty help, I've never heard of it.

		Robert Heinlein, "Time Enough For Love"

2006.12.23

Traveling Monkeys

The TSA has rules for handling monkeys. (H/T Bruce Schneier) Hay, I’m a monkey! Or a primate, anyway. Pay attention TSO-types:

  • TSOs have been trained to not touch the monkey during the screening process.

But I want to know, when is the humiliation going to stop?

  • The inspection process may require that the handler take off the monkey’s diaper as part of the visual inspection.

Yet another reason to dislike air travel.


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