Java Zen:Thinking Out Loud Wednesday, 2020.04.08
Many people with jobs have a fantasy about all the amazing things they would do
if they didn’t need to work. In reality, if they had the drive and commitment
to actually do those things, they wouldn’t let a job get in the way.
Unfortunately, if given a lot of money, they are much more likely to end up
addicted to crack, or even worse, World of Warcraft. If you’ve been
institutionalized your entire life (school, work, etc.), it can be very
difficult to adjust to life on "the outside".

		Paul Buchheit

2007.05.28

From The Good-Doggie-Gooooooood-Doggie Department

I don’t get it. This is America. We can put a man on the moon, evaporate milk and, most miraculously of all, find a way to entertain ourselves with the likes of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. So why is it we can’t figure out a way to get coyotes to attend some anger management classes? There ought to be a LAW that makes them behave, damn it! Please, think of the pets! If is saves at least one Bichon Frise it will have been worth it.

Coyote Warning

Came across this sign while on a bike ride this afternoon. Huge sections of field and brush were marked off, crime scene tape style, with these big scary red signs planted at regular intervals. Any PETA persons available to get in there and teach these pesky coyotes how to play nice in the neighborhood? I’m sure all you’ll need to do is sit down with them and show them you care. Perhaps some hugs and kisses will help, too.


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