Java Zen:Thinking Out Loud Monday, 2025.06.30 
"Fast is slow. Slow is fast." Watch your fields of fire, pick your targets, aim
center mass, squeeze the trigger. The faster you go, the more mistakes you make.
The more mistakes you make, the deeper in the shit you will be. Go slow. Try not
to make mistakes. Be one with the battle yet transcend it. Float above the
action, survey the scene, target immediate threats, and dispatch them with
ruthless efficiency.

		Navy Seals mantra when training for close quarters combat

2007.05.08

Animals Are Such…Animals!

Another case, via the Darwin Awards, of a human being surprised by the fact animals are not human:

(August 2006, Florida) A scuba diver was bitten on the lip when he attempted to kiss a nurse shark. The bite was a surprise to the diver, as he had already kissed hundreds of sharks. He explained, “You pick ’em up, rub their belly, scratch ’em, hug them, you might as well give ’em a smooch while you’re out there.”

Yes, I’m certain with over 450 million years of evolution behind them, sharks have a highly developed sense of “hug” and “smooch.” This particular shark probably and a momentary lapse into the evolutionary dark ages and confused “hug and smooch” with “slash and tear.” Oooops.

Keep at it, Diver Dan. I hear the really big sharks are just as cuddly as a bear.

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