Java Zen:Thinking Out Loud Monday, 2026.06.15
I Answered All My Spam 

I never know what I might find,
on any day I go online. 
I used to get in quite a huff, 
while wading through unwanted stuff. 
But then I changed the man I am, 
the day I answered all my spam. 

Now every time I check my box, 
I load up on fantastic stocks. 
I'll gladly say I felt no loss, 
when, with a smile, I fired my boss. 
With just one click, the best thing yet, 
I freed myself of all my debt. 

I have, paying a few small fees, 
ten university degrees. 
Now that I'm losing all this weight, 
I'm sure, someday, I'll get a date. 
Instead of going to a show, 
I spy on everyone I know. 
(That's easy, since I have in hand,
this nifty wireless video cam.) 

I spend my evenings viewing screens,
of barely legal horny teens. 
And with a little credit charge,
Whoopee! My penis was enlarged! 
Meanwhile these shots of Britney Spears
should be enough to last for years. 

And so I lead this online life, 
my monitor is now my wife. 
It has become my greatest dream, 
to launch my own get-rich-quick scheme. 
And if you think you might get missed, 
relax, you're on my e-mail list. 


by Alex Silbajoris, Columbus, Ohio 
2001 Freestyle Winner
Satirewire's 2nd Annual Poetry Spam

2008.06.19

Thursday Afternoon Yellow Flower

I honestly don’t know what kind of flower this is, but is sure is bright and cheerful. Enjoy…

2008.06.18

Wednesday Evening Rose

2008.06.17

Tuesday Afternoon Yarrow

2008.06.12

Moon Over Manhattan

Times Square, actually.

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2008.06.15

The moon is in the upper left part of the image. That bright object in the upper right is a street light…or a UFO, I wasn’t really paying attention.

2008.06.06

Friday Evening Rose

First of the season…

2008.06.04

Where Is The Monkey?

The only primates to be found were those crawling all over the streets at the foot of this majestic building.

2008.06.03

Rules Strictly Enforced…

…except when they’re not.

2008.06.02

Fire In The Sky

After some relaxing time spend mixing and pouring concrete (Seriously. It’s for a walkway in the back yard.), I was cleaning up the tools when I stopped and noticed a very strange light shining on me. The sun had already set and it was getting dark, or should have been. For a split second, I thought there was a search light pointed directly at me from up above. Turning around revealed a magnificent, brilliant thunderhead rising up in the East, high enough so the crown could catch the sun just beyond the horizon. The reflected light was nothing short of spectacular.

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Monday Morning Columbine

Man Bag…

…New York City style.

2008.06.01

Crossroads

I’m in the midst of the consulting gig from hell and just finished my fourth straight week commuting between Denver and New York City. Barely enough time to keep up on personal business, let alone blog. But there has been time to think about where I’m at and where I’m going. As time permits, I’ll post pictures I’ve taken along the way.

An intersection that needs no introduction…

…and perhaps one that does. Grand Central Station…

Pausing to spend time in these spaces, I wonder how many hello’s and goodbyes have happened here? How many hopes and dreams either ended or began at these intersections of human experience?

2008.05.31

Saturday Morning Columbines

2008.05.26

CU Boulder: “Come Pretend With Us!”

Stanley Fish blogs in the New York Times, More Colorado Follies:

“I’ve just returned from New Zealand and find that in my absence the University of Colorado – the same one that earlier this year appointed as its president a Republican fund-raiser with a B.A. in mining and no academic experience – has gifted me again, this time with the announcement of plans to raise money for a Chair in Conservative Thought and Policy.”

The best quote from his piece is:

“[G.P. Peterson, the chancellor of the Boulder campus] acknowledged that the professor of conservative thought didn’t have to be an actual conservative, and pointed out that many teachers of French “aren’t necessarily French.” (Of course the analogy doesn’t work: you don’t get to choose your country of origin; you do get to choose your political beliefs.)”

So I wonder, does a professor of woman studies actually need to be a woman to be credible? Can a white professor of black studies lecture from an authentic positon? G.P. Peterson, chancellor, CU Boulder, must believe so. Because, you know, many teachers of woodworking aren’t actually made of wood.

2008.05.22

Blog Haiku #25

Thunderous hacking.
Scary monsters in my nose.
This virus owns me.

2008.05.20

Blog Haiku #24

Noise of the city
Congestion from this Spring cold
Echo each other


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